Asia is the new Illinois: Why I Love Raising Global Kids – Part 1 (of about a million)

 

A little back story . . . I grew up in the largest cornfield in the world.

Illinois, (one of 50 United States), is geographically and politically broken into two distinct regions.

Chicago and corn.

You could literally travel for hours in any direction from my home and never leave the cornfield. You’ll pass through some tiny towns and an occasional “big city” (city in finger quotes) but from a bird’s eye you will always be engulfed in corn.

If you had asked younger me where I was from, I would have told you “Decatur” and likely followed that up with, “it’s the third largest city in Illinois”. I was pretty proud of that “fact” (fact in finger quotes) even though it was only true for a short bit of my formative years.

“There are 100,000 people here!”. That number blew my mind. It was also exaggerated by 5% and then 15% and then 27% as my childhood moved forward.

The stats (true or not) made me feel bigger.  It was classic overcompensation especially since I didn’t technically live in Decatur.

I lived in the countryside nearby (population 212 counting cows and horses). We bought groceries in Decatur so it seemed right to say I was from there.

We played baseball in a cow pasture and used dry manure for bases. When the cows interrupted the game we would chase them away and they would leave new bases on their way out. It was a sustainable model.

Airplanes excited me.  They made white lines in the sky that turned orange when the sun went down and I remember vividly standing on second base, looking up and thinking, “there are people up there . . . and they’re going somewhere.”

I wanted to go somewhere — but airplane travel would be overkill for people who never left the cornfield. I heard once that you could dig a hole to China but even with the shortcut it felt too far away.

If you had offered me a ticket to anywhere I would have chosen anywhere but Illinois.

Click here to read: The Day Grandma Got Us Kicked Out of Mexico

 

My daughter on the other hand . . .

only sees corn next to the steamed buns and shriveled hot dogs on a stick at the shop outside of our apartment.

If you ask her where she is from she will proudly tell you “America” but don’t let the quick answer fool you. It hasn’t come without some challenging forethought. She wasn’t born there. She doesn’t live there. She hasn’t spent most of her time there but right now . . . in this season . . . she feels like she is “from” there.

I say “fair enough”.

She lives in a big city. Like a real one with no finger quotes. I tell people there are 8 million people in Qingdao and she corrects me instantly.

9 million Dad.”

She’s right . . . and we both feel a little bigger.

Airplanes excite her. They are the best place in the world for a movie marathon. Back to back new releases for 14 hours.

She prefers the aisle seat but if we fly to Chicago and she leans over at just the right moment she gets to see the largest cornfield in the world.

Turns out it’s a bunch of tiny squares and rectangles all smashed together. Who knew?

I don’t know what she thinks when she sees that but I look down and think, “there is probably some kid down there on second base . . . who needs to clean his shoes before he goes in the house.”

When I ask my daughter where she would like to go I try to throw out options that were unthinkable when I was her age.

Thailand?

Philippines?

Indonesia?

Japan?

I get giddy just thinking about it but she says, “meh.”

Paris on the other hand . . .

If you offered her a ticket to anywhere she would say anywhere but Asia . . . because Asia is her Illinois.

 

Here’s what I love about raising global kids

Our vast and dramatic differences are actually points of connection. Even though she is growing up both literally and figuratively a world away from where I did — even though we are so very different, I love those moments when it is crystal clear that we are precisely the same.

Sometimes, she thinks exactly like me — she just has a much larger playing field. 

That makes me excited about her future.

 

Feeling different, distant or disconnected from your global kid? Take some intentional time and find your common ground. You’re probably not as different as it feels.

 

Creativity Abroad: Turning Global Family Facts Into Practical Connections

Screen Shot 2017-04-13 at 1.01.18 AMCreativity changes things.  It just does.

 

Data stirs things up.  It makes us think.  Opens our eyes.  Boils our blood.

But it changes nothing.

I love Statistics.  Especially the cultural ones.  I geek out on the numbers that peel back the layers and show me something new about myself . . . my family . . . this life abroad.

Did you know that an expat moves every 44 seconds?

I’ve met that guy .  He was exhausted.

Did you know that if you raise your kids abroad you increase their likelihood of staying married, getting a college degree, speaking a foreign language and desiring to raise their own kids abroad.

You also increase their likelihood of feeling rootless, restless, homeless, and like a foreigner in their own passport country.

Google it.  The data is there.  Tons of it.  More now than ever before.

 

But knowing information doesn’t change anything.  It takes creativity to do that.

 

I get to learn a lot about TCK’s and there are two very distinct forces that drive my understanding.

One — I teach this stuff.

Two — I have some living in my home.

On the one hand it is my job to know the data, stay up on the research and communicate the concepts to parents who are living or moving abroad.  What I’m discovering though, is that I can know all about TCK’s and not know my own.

Someone needs to translate the numbers into real life stuff.  Practical stuff.  Actionable.

Creative.

Unfortunately most (not all) of the training and the seminars and the websites lean disproportionately towards reporting data and understanding theory versus practical application and creative solutions (I know mine has).

So let’s change that.  Let’s soak up all the facts and figures that we can wrap our brains around and then say, “SO NOW WHAT?”

How can I balance what I KNOW with what I DO?

 

  • If I KNOW my kids will probably feel rootless what can I DO to ground them?
  • If I KNOW they’ll feel disconnected from the place I call home what can I DO to reconnect them?
  • If I KNOW their lives are going to be marked by transition and change what can I DO to give them something rock solid?
  • If I KNOW that they look at a world map and see real people (not just stereotypes) what can I DO to celebrate that with them? (because that’s pretty cool)
  • If I KNOW that “goodbye” is always going to be a hard reality for them what can I DO to help them stay connected to their global network of great friends and great family? (because that’s pretty cool too)
  • If I KNOW that they take pride in where they’ve been what can I DO when we cross the border to a brand new place that will mark that moment in their minds for the rest of their lives and remind them that borders are not boundaries?

I’ve got the answer . . . ready for it?

Here it is — start somewhere.

That’s it.  Do something.  One thing.  Anything that goes beyond a cerebral processing of facts into a place of real connection with your kids and the things that make their lives unique.  Do something that breathes life into the data.

  • Have a conversation.
  • Ask a question.
  • Do a project.
  • Write a song.
  • Learn together.
  • Go exploring.
  • Draw a picture.
  • Build a robot.
  • Dance like you think you know how.

THEN — Tell someone else about it.  Creativity is inspiring and frankly, those of us who get stuck in the data, could use a little inspiration.

I’ll go first  (I’m actually pretty excited about this).

 

If you don’t know where to start but really want to connect with your kids.  If you are convinced that there is something good about having a global family and want to make the most of it, sign up below and I’ll send you CREATIVE ABROAD: 10 Simple Ideas That Will Strengthen Your Global Family.

It is exactly what it sounds like.  I’ve started with the data, the facts, the stats and the concepts and asked the question, “So now what?”

It’s a short little ebook and it’s FREE.

Promise me this . . . try one of them.  Pick one.  Doesn’t matter which — just start somewhere.

Tweak it.  Customize it.  Make it your own and then tell someone what you did.  Inspire them.

  • Comment below (I would love to hear your story).
  • Share it with your friends, your team or your community.
  • Post what you did on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, whatever.
  • Pass this post on to someone else.

Got another idea? Great.  Share that too.  There is a global network of people like us who have seen the data and have good ideas.

We should talk more — because creativity changes things.

It just does.

 

Subscribe below and get the book for free.

 

 

Expat Poison

Assumption poisons transition.  Let’s explore that.

Life abroad can be incredible . . . and challenging . . . and wonderful . . . and horrible.

Transition from one space, one place, one system and one normal to another is an ongoing process.

Even after the initial settling in, “culture shock” and newby bumblings, life abroad remains more fluid, more changing and more filled up with shaky uncertainties than monocultural life back on the farm.

Click here to read: The Transition That Never Ends: The ongoing cycle of expat Stayers, Goers and Newbies

Another angle that we often miss (in our sweet little expat bubble) is the fact that we have also imported copious amounts of transition into our host culture.  They were normal before we got here — or at least they knew what normal looked like.  Now their lives are filled with a constant stream of incoming and outgoing foreigners who talk funny, act weird, eat wrong and complain a lot.

You can’t write stuff this good.

Wide-eyed, hyper-optimistic, fresh off the boat Newpats (new expats) getting initiated and inundated by multi-varying degrees of seasoned or disgruntled or savvy or battle-weary Vetpats (veteran expats) who introduce them to the ways of the Locals with wise, wise words of expat genius like . . . ” you can’t get that here.”

It’s a wild mix of people who don’t understand the least bit about each other but feel the pressure to act as if they do.  It’s like a gigantic petri dish for toxic assumptions to go crazy.

It’s not always fatal but it is never healthy.

 

Here is a short (and very abridged) guide to cross-cultural assumptions:

 

NEWPAT ASSUMPTIONS

The assumption of direct correlation:  The false assumption that every new experience is fully grasped and understood based on previous exposure to a completely unrelated and equally misunderstood foreign culture.  Generally accompanied by the words, “That’s just like” or “When I was” or both.

Example: “Oh they eat with chopsticks?!  That’s just like when I was in India . . . and they ate with their hands.”

Nope.  It’s actually not.

 

The assumption of overestimated relational capital:  The misguided perception that ones influence in his or her new community is stronger than than it actually is.  Often accompanied by expectations for broad paradigm shifts based on personal recommendations, followed by confusion when said paradigm shifts don’t occur immediately.

Example:  “Wow, you guys are way too introverted.  It wasn’t like that where I come from.  Let’s start a street corner karaoke night every Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday.  Here’s a sign up sheet.”

“Anyone?”

“No?”

“Jerks.”

Slow down.  People need to trust you before they can trust you (read that twice).

 

The assumption of different is wrong:  The premature deduction that cultural characteristics, customs, traditions or actions are automatically faulty solely by nature of their deviation from the Newpats preferred alternative.  Often accompanied by phrases such as, “did you see that?!” followed by some sort of question, mockery or expletive.

Example:  “Did you see that toilet?!!  It’s a hole in the floor. How do they even do that?”

Different does not equal wrong.  If it does, you are in trouble.  Look around — you are the different one.

 

Click here to read:  That Was a Stupid Idea Until We Though of It: The cultural phenomenon of squatting toilets, split pants and giant hickeys

 

VETPAT ASSUMPTIONS

The assumption of time standing still:  The notion that virtually nothing has changed between the entry points of the Vetpat and the Newpat.  Often accompanied by phrases like, “Yeah, you can’t get that here” or “you can’t do that here.”

Example:

Vetpat: “Soap? No we bring that from home.”

Newpat: “Really? I thought I saw some at the market.”

Vetpat: “No that’s probably Tofu.”

Newpat:  “Ah.  Ok.  Do you think I could find it online?”

Vetpat:  “On what?”

You don’t have to stay up on everything but don’t put the Newpats in your box.

 

The assumption of identical issues:  The idea that the Newpat will experience the exact same gut reactions and frustrations that the Vetpat experienced.  Accompanied by phrases like, “You’re going to . . . ” or “You’ll probably . . . ”

Example:  “You’re going to love the food.  You’re going to hate the smell.  You’re going to get really frustrated when they stare at you so much so that you’ll probably snap at some point, put on a Spiderman costume and start screaming, “TAKE A PICTURE IT WILL LAST LONGER.”

“It’s ok if you do.”

Newpats will develop their own biases.  Don’t insist they share yours. 

 

The assumption of golden words: The ill-conceived impression that Newpats are hanging on every wise and wonderful nugget of advice and guidance offered by the Vetpat.  Often accompanied by one sided conversations, long explanations, presumptuous opinions (stated as fact) and a deep sense of satisfaction for the Vetpat.

Example:

Newpat:  “Hey where’s the bathroom.”

Vetpat:  “Well, son let me tell you, there are actually three different types of (finger quotes) ‘bath rooms’ in this country.  The first is an actual (finger quotes) ‘room for bathing’.  Historically, you see, this is a much more collective culture than . . . (30 minutes later) . . . so the third one, or as the locals would call it the (finger quotes again) ‘room of the toilet’ is down the hall to the left.  I’ll take you there.”

Newpat:  “Nah.  Thanks.  I’m good.”

Your wisdom is so wise . . . really, it is . . .  so stop talking and listen for a while so someone will hear it.

 

LOCAL ASSUMPTIONS

The assumption that ignorance equals stupidity:  The misconception that ones intellect, intelligence or complexity is directly reflected in his or her capacity to express them in the context of a foreign language or culture.  Generally accompanied by speaking louder, slower and offering disproportionate praise for the simplest accomplishments.

Example:  

Local:  “HELLO!  WHAT . . . IS . . . YOUR . . . . . . . . . . . NAME?!!”

Foreigner:  “Um . . . Bob”

Local:  “WAAAHHH BOB.  YOUR LANGUAGE IS SOOOOO GOOOD!!”

Foreigner:  “Really?  I just said my name”

Local:  “WHAT . . . IS . . . YOUR . . .  JOB?”

Foreigner:  “Um . . . Astrophysicist”

Local:  “WAAAH.  YOU ARE SOOOO SMART.  YES YOU ARE.”

Examples can vary drastically from location to location but the same assumption shows up universally.  Just because the foreigner can’t say it, doesn’t mean they don’t know it.

 

The assumption of cookie cutter foreigners:  The mistaken conclusion that all foreign people share a single set of opinions, ideas, understandings and temperaments.  Accompanied by words like, “They”, “always” and “because.”

Example:  “You’re feeding your foreign friend what?!!  No don’t do that.  THEY hate spicy food.  They always start sweating and crying because they only eat cheese and vegetables.”

Special note:  The assumption of cookie cutter LOCALS could be added to both the Newpat and the Vetpat lists.

 

The assumption of weird foreigners:  The unfortunate deduction that all foreigners are strange, odd or different.

Actually this one is probably spot on.  We can own it.

The only tragedy of oddness is when it becomes an insurmountable obstacle to relationship.  Weird is worth working through.

 

THE ANTIDOTE

If assumptions are poison then QUESTIONS are the antidote.  Good questions.  Lots of questions.

Starting with “I don’t know, but I want to”  instead of “yeah, that’s just like” changes absolutely everything.

So how do you ask good questions?

 

That’s another post entirely.

 

How about you?  Which assumptions have poisoned you or your community the most? What other assumptions have you seen (or used)?  

 

That was a stupid idea — until we thought of it: The cultural phenomenon of squatting toilets, split pants and giant hickeys

Dirty Squat toilet.Part of my job is to prepare people for toilets in China.  

Don’t be jealous.

Many a Western style traveler now have a killer party story to tell because they were caught off guard in an Eastern style bathroom.

The odors alone are generally enough but that is never the end of the tale (no pun intended).  There is also the issue of the missing toilet paper in most public restrooms.  My absolute favorite bumbling foreigner stories of all time involve grown men who went into a stall wearing socks and came out wearing none.

(pause here until that last sentence makes sense)

The most crucial bit of forewarning, though, is that sometime . . . somewhere . . . you’ll be out and have no choice . . .

You’re gonna’ have to use a squatty.

I’ve even worked up a helpful training tool to help newbies remember the key steps.

1.  Pause — don’t rush into this.  Do you have tissue?

2.  Observe — Scan the stall.  Is there cleanup that should happen before this begins? Is there a hook to hang your jacket on?

3.  Only Halfway — Which (without intending to be crude) has to do with your trousers and the distance between your waist and your shoes.  Simply put, don’t drop em’ to the floor.  It never ends well (no pun intended).

Pause — Observe — Only Halfway.  It’s a bit of an acronym for easy remembering.

You’re welcome for that.

A foreigner’s first time using a squatty is a rite of passage — it’s a magical moment when you prove that you didn’t just come here for the stuff they put in the brochure.  No, no — you are a mover and a shaker (no pun intended).

HOWEVER — The standard Western reaction to the experience of the Eastern toilet is typically handled tongue in cheek (pun intended a little bit).  We’ll squat if we must but in the back of our minds it’s ridiculous and frankly uncivilized.  There is smirking and joking and (at the very least) light hearted mocking because THESE PEOPLE haven’t yet figured out the right way . . .  the proper way . . . the Queen’s way of doing their business.

It’s little more than a glorified, porcelainized version of pooping in the woods.

Primitive.

sb-squattyConfession time — I still snort laugh a little every time I go into a Chinese Starbucks bathroom and see the sign that says

“For your safety, please refrain from squatting on the toilet seat.”

That’s just funny.

Mostly because Starbucks is the poster child for all things Western and yet someone in the top office had to concede that they needed to take quick action, presumably because some poor soul had slipped and broken his collarbone complaining that there was no sign warning of the dangers of squatting on a Western toilet.

It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt.

Here’s the thing.  We joke.  We laugh.  We even question the sophistication and development of cultures who do things differently from us . . .

Until we realize that they are right.

One of the hottest new products in the Western world right now is the “squatty potty.”  Not the ground level Asian sort but the pooping unicorn, as seen on Shark Tank sort that brings your knees up and converts your Westie to a squatty instantly.

(if you’re one of the eight Westerners who haven’t seen this video yet, give it a click)

 

Someone from our side of the globe has finally argued both convincingly and hilariously that squatting is best practice.

Who knew?

I mean except for the rest of world.

It’s a complex cultural phenomenon isn’t it?  When THEY (whoever they are) say it, it sounds ridiculous but when WE say it, it’s genius.

rp_Split-Pants-257x300.jpegIt would be one thing if it was only one thing.  But it’s not.

Few outsiders who come to China are not, at some point, overwhelmed by the the sheer number of toddler tushies that they see out and about in the public square.  “Split pants” are just what they sound like — quick easy access because when babies gotta’ go, babies gotta’ go.

Consequently, parents and grandparents are often seen on the sidewalk, squatting their little ones while they make a mess worth stepping around.

It’s ridiculous.  Messy.  Disgusting.

But Elimination Communication (which is exactly the same thing) — Now that’s just genius.  That’s the phrase that was coined when a Westerner spent time in India and Africa and came back with a “brand new” potty training method that focused on parent-child bonding, zero diaper rash, months faster results and an end to landfills once and for all.

The concept has taken off in the West and been the springboard for numerous more trendy (and pricy) lines of the exact same thing that has been common practice throughout much of the world for centuries.

Who knew?

 

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photo credit: bbc.com

Maybe, the most prominent recent example of “it was stupid until we thought of it” has been brought to us by 23 time gold medalist Michael Phelps (and numerous other Olympians who jumped on the cupping train).  He taught us in Rio that gigantic hickeys aren’t always a bad thing.

Confession time — I’m a lot like Michael in that (and only in that) I too have had my back covered in these enormous, suction induced bruises.   I even wrote about it several years ago in:

How NOT to get 28 Enormous Hickeys on Your Back 

My stance was, “stay away children . . . stay away”  — but I’m not too big to admit when I’m wrong.  In fairness however, I wrote from my own experience back when it was THEIR idea . . . way before it was OURS . . .

and covered by CNN

and BBC

and the New York Times

and Reuters

and Fortune

and Men’s Health

and NBC

and Business Insider

and Huffington Post

and now The Culture Blend — which is known for flip flopping on the issues.

But come on . . . who knew?

It makes for an interesting conversation about cultural skepticism and credibility and trust and the depths of interpersonal interaction across a plethora of dividing lines.

It’s also funny . . . to talk about toilets and pooping unicorns.

How about you?

Have you noticed anything that was a horrible idea until someone from your side of the world convinced you otherwise?

 

 

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The Day Grandma Got us Kicked out of Mexico_COVERI love living abroad.  I really do.

Even the stressful stuff cracks me up.

Like the time I got 28 enormous hickeys on my back or the day I discovered I might be Amish.

You can’t make this stuff up.

Life as a bumbling foreigner makes me laugh — some days simply because the alternative involves some combination of thumb sucking, a fetal position and dents in my wall that match my forehead.

If you can relate — even a little — then you should read this new book:

 

“THE DAY GRANDMA GOT US KICKED OUT OF MEXICO (and other fun stories about life as a bumbling American foreigner)

It’s a short compilation of my favorite and funnest stories, interactions and reflections over the past several years and it’s free.

This book is simply about stepping back and enjoying the expat ride . . . bumps and all.  There is no moral to the story.  No great self-help wisdom.  Just a few light hearted thoughts from the perspective of an American living in China.  Incidentally, it might even make a good read for a German living in Brazil . . . or a Kenyan living in Russia.

Probably not a Canadian living in Greece though.  That’s pushing it.

Here’s how you get the book.  Just sign in below and click on the big red button.  Check your email to prove that you are a human (easier for some) and enjoy.

Thanks for reading . . . and for laughing at my Grandma.  I hope to return the favor someday.

 

If you enjoy the book or you’ve got a fun bumbling foreigner story of your own I’d love to hear about it.  Please comment share this post with your friends.

 

 

Laughing in the Face of Transition

IMG_6808 (1)Hey expat.  You too repat.  When was the last time you laughed?

Like really laughed.  Belly laughed until your ears hurt and you actually had to force yourself to think of something sad for fear that you might pull a muscle in your gut.  Laughed so hard that you had to fight to catch your breath even after you stopped laughing . . . and then you snorted and started laughing all over again.

I’m not talking “lol” here.  I mean “BWAAHAHA!”

How long has it been?  How often does it happen?

Too long?  Not often enough?

Why is that?

Let me guess.  Life happened.  Transition got real.  Culture shock or re-entry stress hit you like a ton of bricks and you can’t even remember what gut laughing feels like.

In the economy of major life transition, laughter sometimes feels like a luxury that you can’t afford.

I’m right with you . . . but we’re both wrong.

It’s hard to find a better value proposition than laughter.  Your investmentment is virtually nothing and the returns are astronomical.  Try to get that deal from stress . . . or worry . . . or anger . . . or complaining . . . or overthinking  . . . or even venting.

Bottom line?  You need to laugh.

 

Here’s why.

 

Laughing is healthier and tastes better than Kale

The only thing that disqualifies laughter from being classified as a superfood is that . . . well, technically it’s not a food (if you want to be all picky).  However, the studies are in (lots of them) and all of the data points to the same conclusion.  Laughing is actually crazy healthy.  Physically, emotionally, mentally and socially.

Here are some of the benefits (not making this up).

LAUGHTER CAN:

  • Lower blood pressure
  • Increase short-term memory
  • Lower stress hormones
  • Protect against heart disease
  • Defend against respiratory infections
  • Improve alertness and creativity
  • Increase oxygen levels in your blood
  • Increase pain tolerance
  • Improve metabolism
  • Make you blow milk out of your nose which makes other people laugh which resets the whole healthy cycle

Seriously.  Kale isn’t even funny.  At all.

 

Laughter is the opposite of everything that stresses you out

Important to note here.  Laughter doesn’t SOLVE all of your transition challenges.  It’s not going to magically infuse your brain with a foreign language or explain to your family why you’re crying in the cereal aisle.  Laughter is not the answer to all of your pain but it might be the break that you need to STOP being consumed by the hard stuff.  Even for a little bit.

A good laugh can be a great reset.

 

There are no Laughter Rehabs

People with issues (like you and me) want to detach.  It’s what we do.  Unfortunately the unhealthy options that offer a break from hard realities are as unlimited as the devastation that comes as a result of engaging with them.  Laughter is all natural with zero negative side effects.  So is kale but we’ve covered that.

A good laugh can give you a break without disconnecting or doing damage.

 

Laughter crosses cultural boundaries

Some of my most enjoyable laughs have been shared with people who speak about five words in my language (which is three more than I speak in theirs).  To be clear . . . HUMOR does NOT often cross cultural lines.

Like, hardly ever.

Your jokes are probably not funny to the rest of the world.  Sorry, but it’s better you find out here . . . from the guy who has learned the hard way.

HOWEVER — humor is not the only thing worth laughing at.  If and when you find that point of connection with someone who is on the other side of a cultural line, it is golden.  A good laugh not only crosses cultural barriers — it crushes them and builds a rapport that is hard to find elsewhere.

A note for repats — You’re crossing cultures too.

A good laugh can be a surprisingly great connector.

 

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Laughing at yourself means you’re doing transition right

If you can’t laugh at yourself in the context of being a bumbling foreigner or returning “home” (and feeling like a bumbling foreigner) you are likely to do one of two things:  Explode or Implode.  Neither of those is good (just in case you were wondering).

There is only one reason you should laugh at yourself.  Ready?

Because you’re funny.

Not so much in the brilliant, well thought out comedic genius kind of way.  No no, you’re funny in the cat who falls off a ceiling fan kind of way.  You’re making mistakes and falling down even though you look and feel like you shouldn’t be.

Frustrating . . . but funny.

Bumbling and falling can be a shot to your pride for sure — but laughing at yourself can be an indicator that your pride isn’t controlling you.  I’m not talking about a self-loathing, self abusive, “I’m too stupid to do anything” laughter — but a healthy acknowledgement that you are not, in fact, the first person to do transition without falling down is a good sign.

A good laugh at yourself is a great gauge for transitional health.

 

Laughter is a good sign of things to come

Transition is a thief.  It temporarily robs you of the comfort and confidence that you enjoyed back when you were settled.  Remember those days?  You had it all figured out.  Now it’s just awkward.  You don’t laugh when things are awkward.

Ok you might “lol” . . . but you don’t “BWAAHAHA!!”

So finding a way to genuinely laugh, even before you’re resettled, gives you a glimpse of something good that is coming.

A good laugh can be a great reminder that it’s going to get better.

 

One important disclaimer that could change everything:

 

It matters what you laugh at

All of this is out the window if it takes ripping someone else (or yourself for that matter) to shreds for you to laugh.  You might still get the sugar rush but it’s not worth the damage you’ll leave behind (and carry with you).

 

So take some time and get intentional.  Try this — Write down five times you can remember laughing til it hurt.  Now start making connections.  What do they have in common?  Where were you?  What were you doing?  Who were you with?  What can you recreate now?  What can you not?

Even if transition has made it impossible to reproduce your most laughable moments, don’t give up on finding some new ones.

 

Why not start with a chuckle? — scroll up to the blue box at the top, right of this page and download my new ebook, “The Day Grandma Got us Kicked Out of Mexico.”  It’s full of some of my most frustrating and enjoyable laughs as a bumbling foreigner.

You might relate.